Tuesday, November 14, 2006

The next logical step

First, abortion was granted a ‘guaranteed right’.

Then, because abortion was no longer en-vogue, partial birth abortion became all the rage.

So what could be the next logical step in infanticide?

Coming soon, to a country near you, the wonderful and amazing process of natural selection.

Is that baby you had just a little abnormal? Only nine fingers instead of ten? Maybe some toes are stuck together and Lord knows what a horrible childhood he would have to endure because of that. Maybe those lungs were undeveloped and that baby would need breathing treatments for his first ten years (that can be expensive to a young couple just married). Maybe the baby was born with Downs syndrome (don’t know how we missed that one in-utero) and will need lifetime care.

Well fear not parents.

Soon you will be able to terminate that post uterus fetus and forget that the whole thing ever happened. If you do happen to have some lingering regrets after the process, I’m sure we will be able to find you many liberal ‘pastors’ to comfort you and tell you that you did the best thing for yourselves and the world in whole.

3 comments:

Aunty Belle said...

He sugar pie...so pleased ter have ya stop by the BACK porch.

Looky--youse SO right on this point. Guess ya heered that in ENgland them docs has said OK--let's off any baby that ain't up ter snff. COurse, in Holland they been snuffin' lil' folks fer years even wif'out parents knowinn'---

an' did ya learn that one of the DNA Nobel LAureates, Mr. Crick, he doan wanna give no baby a biorth certificate til the chile is 5 years old!! See, the thang is that some genetic hitches doan show up right away, so he wants to kill the babies iffin' they ain't perfect by five.

Where we gonna live next?

BTW, is you nearer to Ellijay or Blue Ridge? I gits up thataway onc't in awhile. Goes ter git some apples at Merciers--ya know that place?

Aunty Belle said...

He sugar pie...so pleased ter have ya stop by the BACK porch.

Looky--youse SO right on this point. Guess ya heered that in ENgland them docs has said OK--let's off any baby that ain't up ter snff. COurse, in Holland they been snuffin' lil' folks fer years even wif'out parents knowinn'---

an' did ya learn that one of the DNA Nobel LAureates, Mr. Crick, he doan wanna give no baby a biorth certificate til the chile is 5 years old!! See, the thang is that some genetic hitches doan show up right away, so he wants to kill the babies iffin' they ain't perfect by five.

Where we gonna live next?

BTW, is you nearer to Ellijay or Blue Ridge? I gits up thataway onc't in awhile. Goes ter git some apples at Merciers--ya know that place?

WayneDawg said...

Hello Aunty -

Elijay is closer than Blue Ridge to me. We get up to Elijay every once and a while...it's just much closer to go to Canton for groceries and what not.

Don't know Merciers, but it seems like everybody up there sells apples these days.