Monday, February 04, 2008

Not another tear.......

It seems ole Hillary has learned what it takes to win; tears.

This time she teared up after being introduced by a public lawyer whom she worked with during her old college days.

Here is the line in which the tears fell....... "Here is the abiding truth we know — you have always been a champion for children. Welcome home, dear friend. We are so proud of you."

Does anyone see the irony and sadness of an introduction like that of a lifelong pro-abortion extraordinaire?

Maybe, just maybe, she was tearing up over the thought of how many babies she has been responsible for being aborted in her lifetime. Maybe the thought of babies being ripped from limb to limb and having their brains sucked out was too much to fathem after being addressed as one who has been a champion for children. Maybe it was time for her to finally set the record straight to all her liberal friends and colleagues that abortion was indeed murder.


No, alas, the tear was just some fond memories of life on campus and another opportunity to try, somehow, to show the world she is a kind and caring person who has done all she can for humanity.


Joseph Albrecht said...

I personally believe her tears will dissuade Bin Laden's cronies from bombing the Capitol.

On a side note, do liberal black women vote for Hillary or Obama?

WayneDawg said...

Well its interesting that you ask about liberal black women and who they will vote for.

Mrs. Obama was on TV last night saying that she doesn't want any black person voting for her husband because he's black (and rightly so). She asked that you vote for her husband based on his vision for the USA and his leadership qualities.

I have to say, I agree with that. That sounds like something MLK would have said if he were around today. Kinda of goes hand in hand with the whole color of the skin vs. the content of the character

Doorman-Priest said...

A Message from John Cleese
To the citizens of the United States of America:

In light of your failure to nominate competent candidates for President of the USA and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective immediately. Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II will resume monarchical duties over all states, commonwealths, and territories (except Kansas , which she does not fancy). Your new prime minister, Gordon Brown, will appoint a governor for America without the need for further elections. Congress and the Senate will be disbanded. A questionnaire may be circulated next year to determine whether any of you noticed.

To aid in the transition to a British Crown Dependency, the following rules are introduced with immediate effect:

You should look up "revocation" in the Oxford English Dictionary.

1. Then look up aluminium, and check the pronunciation guide. You will be amazed at just how wrongly you have been pronouncing it.

2. The letter 'U' will be reinstated in words such as 'favour' and 'neighbour.' Likewise, you will learn to spell 'doughnut' without skipping half the letters, and the suffix -ize will be replaced by the suffix -ise. Generally, you will be expected to raise your vocabulary to acceptable levels. (look up 'vocabulary').

3. Using the same twenty-seven words interspersed with filler noises such as "like" and "you know" is an unacceptable and inefficient form of communication. There is no such thing as US English. We will let Microsoft know on your behalf. The Microsoft spell- checker will be adjusted to take account of the reinstated letter 'u' and the elimination of -ize. You will relearn your original national anthem, God Save The Queen.

4. July 4th will no longer be celebrated as a holiday.

5. You will learn to resolve personal issues without using guns, lawyers, or therapists. The fact that you need so many lawyers and therapists shows that you're not adult enough to be independent. Guns should only be handled by adults. If you're not adult enough to sort things out without suing someone or speaking to a therapist then you're not grown up enough to handle a gun.

6. Therefore, you will no longer be allowed to own or carry anything more dangerous than a vegetable peeler. A permit will be required if you wish to carry a vegetable peeler in public.

7. All American cars are hereby banned. They are crap and this is for your own good. When we show you German cars, you will understand what we mean.

8. All intersections will be replaced with roundabouts, and you will start driving on the left with immediate effect. At the same time, you will go metric with immediate effect and without the benefit of conversion tables. Both roundabouts and metrication will help you understand the British sense of humour.

9. The Former USA will adopt UK prices on petrol (which you have been calling gasoline)-roughly $6/US gallon. Get used to it.

10. You will learn to make real chips. Those things you call French fries are not real chips, and those things you insist on calling potato chips are properly called crisps. Real chips are thick cut, fried in animal fat, and dressed not with catsup but with vinegar.

11. The cold tasteless stuff you insist on calling beer is not actually beer at all. Henceforth, only proper British Bitter will be referred to as beer, and European brews of known and accepted provenance will be referred to as Lager.
South African beer is also acceptable as they are pound for pound the greatest sporting Nation on earth and it can only be due to the beer. They are also part of British Commonwealth - see what it did for them.

12. Hollywood will be required occasionally to cast English actors as good guys. Hollywood will also be required to cast English actors to play English characters. Watching Andie McDowell attempt English dialogue in Four Weddings and a Funeral was an experience akin to having one's ears removed with a cheese grater.

13. You will cease playing American football. There is only one kind of proper football; you call it soccer. Those of you brave enough will, in time, be allowed to play rugby (which has some similarities to American football, but does not involve stopping for a rest every twenty seconds or wearing full kevlar body armour like a bunch of nancies). Don't try rugby - the South Africans and Kiwis will thrash you, like they regularly thrash us.

14. Further, you will stop playing baseball. It is not reasonable to host an event called the World Series for a game which is not played outside of America. Since only 2.1% of you are aware that there is a world beyond your borders, your error is understandable. You will learn cricket, and we will let you face the South Africans first to take the sting out of their deliveries.

15. You must tell us who killed JFK. It's been driving us mad.

16. An internal revenue agent (i.e. tax collector) from Her Majesty's Government will be with you shortly to ensure the acquisition of all monies due (backdated to 1776).

17. Daily Tea Time begins promptly at 4 pm with proper cups, never mugs, with high quality biscuits (cookies) and cakes; strawberries in season.

God save the Queen.
Only He can.

John Cleese

pastorbrianculver said...

I think you have spotted something that is going to be a problem for her. Not sure how many men will be moved by the tears. I think it will show a sign of weakness. I personally do not want a president who will cry under pressure to get votes. just seems wrong! thanks for the post. Also, the video of Leonard Ravenhill, I heard another audio of him preaching. Wow, was it ever powerful.